Written By Eel Nedobmi

With special help from Eed Kcimroccm

This book is all about Mimes. I do not have permission to write this book, nor do I have permission to take off of the different songs and poems you shall soon be reading. But alas I also do not care so none of the above really matters anyway. For those of you who are sick, twisted, perverted little people who like Mimes, then this book is obviously not for you. But if you are sick, twisted perverted little people who despise Mimes with all your heart and soul and would like to see all Mimes slashed to bits, then this is the book for you. Please read on and enjoy.

Sincerly,
The NEDOBMI

Note From The Author:

If you or a loved one has been bothered by a mime and would like to share your story then please call our 900 number where you will get to speak to several of our uncaring workers who will try to help you through your tragic ordeal.

1-900-Die-Mime
(1-900-343-6463)

Call costs 5.00 a min.

If you would like to join the "I hate Mimes" fan club and recieve the official "I hate Mimes" fan club kit, then please write to:

"I Hate Mimes"

P.O. Box 52

Hacking Mimes, OH 64637

The fan club kit includes:

Gory pics of several dead mimes

An official "I hate Mimes" pen and notepad

A steel Mime bashing baseball bat

"I hate Mimes" mug and T-shirt and much much more!

The first 100 people to join receives their very own real live mime to bash around!!!!

Eel Nedobmi would also like to note that she is not prejudiced against anyone or anything... except of course mimes. She feels that each person has his/her right to their own lifestyle and she does not believe in judging. Unless of course your lifestyle is that of a mime and then you are WRONG WRONG WRONG! :)

The International I Hate Mimes Club

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Note: Names, addresses and phone numbers have been changed to protect the innocent. The information on this page may or may not be based on actual events.