Mimes

(Sung to the Tune of, "Friends")

You say you want to be a Mime
That's a newly sharpened blade
That's a dagger to the heart
The biggest sin you ever made
That's a life filled with pretend
A season full of silence
Embarrasment all around
Oh I'm so ashamed

Chorus:
Mimes
Get kicked by passerbys
Thrown into a wall
Beat until they bleed
Mimes
Slowly get pulled apart
People eat out their hearts
Maybe bite you
Now and then
But you wanna be
A Mime

You say you thought it over
And you have a thing for sheep
Those are the sickest words
I never wanna hear
Why go after innocent lambs
When you own that rubber doll
You can get arrested for that stuff
And spend your life in jail

Chorus Two:

Mimes
Slowly get pulled apart
People eat out their hearts
Maybe bite you
Now and then
But you wanna be
A Mime

Idiot can't you see
I have to kill you now
I could never let you be
A Mime